Hello

[Sylex]

Hi everyone. I am a 17 year-old on the US west coast playing in Maple Story's Bera server. My character is a level 3x Ice/Lightning Wizard. You can often find me grinding away in the Ant Tunnel, running around gathering items for NPC quests, or consenting to give free stuff to new players. I am never cantankerous, so don't hesistate to Whisper or stalk me. The IGN is Sivynia.

I'll get around to making or getting an avatar and sig. sometime later. I tend to procrastinate until things literally hit me in the face. Call it a character flaw. I hope I can fit in around here. Thanks. =)

[Jin]

Hi there, I'm Jin! :)

I'm sure a 17 year old like you, and others, have problems typing!

You go through every day typing on WordPad, always getting grammar mistakes and being brutally ass raped by your English teacher because of this.

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( I aplogize if I offend anyone. I know, this is really my most fucked up welcoming post ever. :mellow: )

( Don't be offended. Since you got my first ultimate welcoming post, that's +5 respect for you! )

( Please. )

( Don't make me send the smilies after you! )

[Sylex]

Wow... I don't know which to do first - laugh or feel special. I think I'll do both. Honestly, that was the 1337est reply I have ever gotten on a forum. Thanks for the awesome welcoming post.

Too bad I'm Chinese, so good'ol Office XP might be a tad more suitable. Right?

[Duffman]

*wipes tears away*

hahahaha Jin that was mad. ^^. You're so special.

Welcome Sylex. Hope you have a good time at KOM :).

[Dargen]

Welcome squire to our round table of KOM, post read and most important have fun.

[Jin]

:D You should feel special!

After all, I did came in your water supply. :P

[Bankai]

That's so frickin' hilarious Jin! :woot: I liked the guy with the shirt that said " If you see the police, Warn-a-brother. :woot: Anyways, welcome to KoM and enjoy your stay here! :D

[Esther]

YO. I welcome youz to KoM. Wee r frenly. Yess, wee r.
I have no idea what candytankrus means, but I think it's nice, lol. So, I hope ya stick around, post around, ya know. I think I'm done.. Oh, and Jin, I loved the naked asian men. They're sexy.

[LoneSphere]

Welcome Welcome! Don't be frightened by those of us who are a bit....different! >_>

[Delon]

LOL Jin. You're funny :D
Welcome mister, just make yourself at home here...
Post around, ready the stick topics in the job application center, etc.

[Cesar]

Welcome to KoM sylex, I hope you have fun here!

And, jin, that was the most pricless reply ever. :D